first things first time isn’t real clocks are real
By that logic, if we destroyed all clocks then time would cease to exist. Because it’s impossible for humans to track time with their natural internal clock, the rising and setting of the sun, or just plain common sense. Fact!
"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"
imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it